Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have a second me. Not a twin, but a whole other Bre. She looks just like me, she talks like me, she is me.
I wonder if we would live together, or if I would prefer that she live somewhere else. What if she tried to hit on my husband? Would he technically be her husband as well? I think not. I don't want to share my husband with even another me.
She would probably resent me. Of course the only real benefit to have a double is that she can go to work while I can be having adventures. Would she be mad that she is working, cooking and cleaning while I enjoy life with Jordan and the pets? Or would she just accept that's her role, and her sole purpose for existing?
She would be an excellent employee, I'm sure. She would be on time and very proactive. I think she would do a better job than I would do.
But do I really want a fake Bre encroaching into my life? Joking with my friends, and talking to my coworkers? I have a feeling she would get on my nerves. She's not as funny as she thinks she is, ya know. Sometimes she can be a tad too sarcastic, and tends to say some stupid things. I would be jealous that she is living a whole life that I'm missing out on, even if it's the less appealing aspects of life.
Ya know, I think I want to live 100% of my life after all! Haw dare this other Bre think she could be as good of a Bre as the original?! I've got Bre on lockdown.
Sorry Bre #2, but the position has already been filled. Please come back when I have kids.
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If you are thinking of a 2nd Bre maybe you need to watch "Multiplicity" again. They did more than hit on his wife, they got tired of cleaning his house and doing his job and they wanted to eat dolphins. Maybe not the best of ideas.
LOL I would never want to have another me. Another one of my faults is wanting to be the center of attention. I don't want to have to battle Jean 2.0 for attention! It does kind of suck that all these things like work and grocery shopping get in the way of enjoying life.
I have another me!
http://www.kikastrophe.net/2010/05/all-by-myself.html
Lol.
In all honesty, I've been told the world would explode if there were 2 of me.
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