Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Just A Theory

Headaches are basically swelling in the brain causing pressure against your skull, right?  And what do you do when any part of your body swells?  You put ice on it to bring the swelling down, yes?  That being the case, wouldn't the perfect solution to a headache be a big fat brain freeze?

So, if you get a headache, eat a sh*t-load of ice cream!


You're welcome, I just cured your headache, and given you a reason to buy a big 'ol carton of your favorite ice cream in the name of medicine.

Note:  I am not doctor, though I feel like all it really takes is a skill with Google.  I did no research on the matter, and have little desire to.  Just like I'm uninterested in hearing if I'm wrong, 'cause you can bet I'm going to be using my next headache as an excuse to enjoy some delicious frozen delights.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

I've had a headache for 6 days straight. I'm trying this theory.

Jeanie Doll said...

I love it! Take two scoops and relax for the rest of the day!

Erica Jayne East said...

Seems to be sound medical advice to me. Not that I need another reason to eat ice cream...LOL!

Court n Chad said...

I'm not much for ice cream, can you come up with a good excuse for eating a bunch of cookies?? ;)